lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
ppl who send asks like “youre an asshole” amaze me because its like? do u not think i know im an asshole?? um excuse u, i am the asshole. i am the asshole in chief, leader of the asshole army. i am the leader of the free asshole world. u dont gotta point it out to me.
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
Okay, it’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And The Smiths are playing “There’s A Light That Never Goes Out”. Oh, and there’s a warm lighting all over, and there are like five dudes massaging you!